Swipe+ Bidet

Let me preface by saying that you have to check your current setup before knowing if it will work for you.
1. You need power close to your toilet, preferably on the right side (facing the toilet)
2. You need to know the size of your toilet. Check the size guides and measure. There are some adjustments you can make, but even for ours (short) it was almost too big for our toilet.

With those out of the way, as long as you are willing to follow the instructions and maybe have to update some pipes (we did, and it was a good thing regardless) this thing works!
I think it is a testament that now going to other toilets because we can't hold it has become "I feel like a savage". Our privilege was definitely showing. It is so worth it though. I personally believe strongly that every house should have these... at least the base model and if you have the setup for it and the money, I feel like it wasn't money down the drain. My wife even asked if we moved if we could take it with us. I had to tell her it just depended on the setup of the new place and if we were willing to make updates if it didn't have electric where we needed it. So I guess that is now a consideration for when we house hunt!

Having used Japanese bidets before, I'm very happy with this bidet. Has all the necessary features one expects from a bidet.

The big feature that pulled my wife and I to this model was that it heated the water, every other feature was just a bonus. The heated seat is perfect on the lowest setting, and the 48hr flush option is a good piece of mind for when we go away from home for a couple days. This has been a huge and much needed upgrade for our bathroom. Going into the cons next I cannot stress enough that this is overall a very good product that we are happy with! The cons: The nightlight is far too bright in the middle of the night! It would be nicer to cable manage if it had a right angle plug, and it is overall quite large on the top of the toilet. It also may not fit on your toilet if it has stylistic curves from the basin the the seat, or very little room behind the lid attachment bolts. Check the documentation! Overall, we think it is worth the investment.

I have never used a bidet before and not disappointed with this one. My only regret is not buying an elongated toilet first and getting that version.

I have been eying this bidet for a while, since the rest of bidets at the same price range either have less features and/or not as nice. A full bidet is not possible for me since I live in an apartment and can't toss the toilet. That being said, installation was a breeze since it connects just like any normy seat. The only item I had to get was a properly rated extension cord to my GFCI outlet. P.S. I'm in the USA.

Caveats:
I'm a guy, and so the front facing nozzle is not applicable to me. My girlfriend has not come around to use any the features, since it's "weird". Whatcha gonna do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pros:
I've been using it daily for about 2 months now and I've been clean ever since. The heated seat is amazing every time, since I forget about it... The adjustability of the temperature for it gives you your goldilocks zone of comfort. The seat also has a dampened shut feature, like the vast majority of new seats, so no more sudden slamming of the seat. The feature set of adjustability is quite nice. You can set the distance of the nozzle in the X axis to maximize the... removal of unwanted material from the space where the sun don't shine. Plus the combo of adjustable stream pressure and temp makes the experience tailored to you. With the heated water, I have it set somewhere in the middle and the reheat time is surprising low. Realistically around 5 min or so. Then after the removal of the "material", the heated drying fan completes the bidet's process. It's a gentle breeze, but gets the job done. The whole time of the bidet its ~4min, 2 for the washing and 2 for the drying. Using it at night is easy too. It has an integrated nightlight the sits within the parts behind the plastic plate where the nozzle top is at, and illuminates the bowl in a few colors.

Cons:
No RGBW for those who are wondering. There are no presets to set per user, so when different people use it you need to remember to set it to your specify zones. The control handle, water inlet, and power cord are fixed and could cause issues for some setups. Just be aware of that. Then my last con is specific time control, but that would mean more cost to the device and this issue doesn't factor into my score. It's just a wish.